Larry

Larry

A combination of having to keep the right hand and wrist wound sites clean and dry for two weeks, wet weather, and my roller-coastering mood demanding low-impact situations, led me to opt for a week mostly at home.

By Wednesday, I was more than ready to accompany my husband on our weekly shopping trip to Lutwyche. Destinations: Aldi, Woolworths, Coles and Chemist Warehouse.

Whilst seated near a travelator in the shopping centre, my right arm tubigripped and elevated to minimise swelling, a pale, slim older man approached me and asked if I had broken my hand.

I am easy pickings in these situations. Too English to politely decline a conversation, and insufficiently mobile to stand up and briskly walk away.

“Surgery,” I mumbled.

“Carpal tunnel?” he asked.

“Yes,” I responded, nodding, whilst wondering how long my husband had been gone.

The man proceeded to tell me about a friend with carpal tunnel syndrome who had achieved total recovery through professional massage. Memories of dry needling, cupping and painful deep-tissue massages flashed through my mind as he explained his distrust of doctors and the medical profession.

I was fascinated by his grey-stained, tombstone-like teeth, crammed together as though in an overcrowded graveyard.

He announced that he had prostate cancer. He thought it had been there for about 20 years. His doctor had told him, “Larry, you won’t die of it.”

I wondered whether the woman at the other end of the blue vinyl-upholstered seat, who was looking at her mobile, was listening to this monologue.

Finally, Larry bid me a good day and disappeared into the “not usually this busy” throng of passers-by.

Out of sorts

Commit to working and demonstrate the business’ values, they directed. I did, and was chewed up and spat out. I’m still there although, a ghost of myself, finding self-motivation and boredom challenging.

As a teenager at secondary school, I preferred languages, the arts and anything else over sports, and Physical Education (P.E.). To get out of the weekly, two hours of humdrum football, running, cricket, or rugby, followed by changing room bullying and body shaming, I was often sick. I ensured medical and dental appointments were scheduled at this time. I wonder if my Mom realised I was doing this.

Insightfully, Mr Clowes, a P.E. teacher wrote on one of my reports, I did not consider games to be part of the curriculum.

The first arthroscopic carpal release (left) surgery was completed on 16 July 2026. By around eight weeks post-op, I had returned to full hours split between three days at home and two in the office.

The right release surgery was scheduled for three days after turning 63. It was postponed. As I had psyched myself up for the procedure and the resulting recovery regime, I took leave from work and enjoyed a week of creativity in sketching and trying out acrylic painting. The materials are from a set my husband bought me for my birthday.

The surgery was completed last Tuesday. In the week since, my head has been all over the place. I imagine it’s due to a combination of coming down from the anaesthetic, managing the side effects of pain medication, and the strangest sensation of needing to rely on my non-dominant left hand.

So far I have succeeded in completing 99% of activities of daily living. I’m unable to slice bread, chop vegetables, or unscrew tight lids. I cheated whilst shaving this morning. Managing to adjust the angle and pressure of the multi-blade razor went well. I lost patience when I couldn’t see what I was doing on the right side of my neck and switched hands.

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This is the last one until I have written significantly more.

Unable to sleep, Altair mulled over the strange evening of hushed conversations, and nervous glances between worried faces. Hannah and a stout lady with a mousey brown bob and oversized glasses, introduced herself as Angela sat in the bay window. A tired drop leaf table between them held steaming mugs of tea.

The woman wrote ceaselessly in a spiral bound lined page notebook with a biro topped by a spring mounted bobbing pig.

Angela wore a beige pleated knee length skirt, American tan tights, olive green acrylic sweater and brown sensible lace ups.